Dossier: ENTHUSIASM
Name: Enthusiasm
Known Aliases: En, That Perky Bitch, Psycho
Stats: Smarts-4 (out of 10) Trickery-2 Charisma-7 Stability-5 (Note: En sometimes undergoes certain...metamorphoses that change these stats. See Special Abilities)
Appearance: EN is often described as a cute 15 year old girl with pigtails.
Special Abilites: EN suffers from multiple personality disorder. To date at least seven differing egos have manifest. Each personality seems to have it's own agenda and strengths. This effect is demonstrated well in the following excerpt:
EN: Hey Otto, what are you doing?
Otto: Crap! Oh, hi EN, I'm (son of a...that was close) driving.
EN: I didn't know you could drive. Isn't that something the Overmind does.
Otto: Yeah, but it fades out sometimes, and I've got to (AHHHHH! Oh, shew) take up the slack. As if I didn't have enough to do already. The heart doesn't beat itself you know!
EN: Hm. Can I watch?
Otto: Sure, let me put it up on the view screen.
EN: Ooooh. We're going so fast! Is this dangerous.
Otto: Very! One slight mistake on my part could (Oh! Mother of Pearl! we're gonna die we're gonna die...okay...we're good) kill the entire crew.
EN: Hey! That guy didn't use his turn signal! That really T's me off! I mean, it's not like it's hard to use. GRRRRR! He wouldn't like me when I'm T'd off.
Otto: uh...EN? It's okay, just calm down...we're all friends here...
EN: voice lowering in pitchIt shows a complete lack of respect for other drivers! It....really....makes...me....
Records are sketchy at this point in the record. By questioning Otto, we've discovered that EN's physical appearance changed at this point, with her skin becoming red, her body tripling in size, and large red horns sprouting from her forehead.
RAGE (Stats: Smarts-1 Trickery-1 Charisma-0 Stability-0): AHHHRRRHHHHH!
Otto: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Must flee must flee must flee
RAGE: GAAAARRRRRRHHHHH!
LOGIC: What's going on here....oh my. Quickly Otto, activate the Overmind Override.
Otto: AHHHHHHHHHHH! She's gonna EAT ME!
LOGIC: Otto...until the Overmind is reactivated...you are still driving...
Otto: ...Holy crap! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ...okay...it's back on...uhh...must flee must flee must flee
RAGE: RAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGG!
LOGIC: It's okay EN. Everything is going to be all right.
RAGE: RAHHH....rahhh.....ra....
EN: Oh, hi Captain! When did you get here? Are we still driving?
LOGIC: sigh. It's probably best if you don't think about that too much.
EN: ...Okie dokie!
Known Aliases: En, That Perky Bitch, Psycho
Stats: Smarts-4 (out of 10) Trickery-2 Charisma-7 Stability-5 (Note: En sometimes undergoes certain...metamorphoses that change these stats. See Special Abilities)
Appearance: EN is often described as a cute 15 year old girl with pigtails.
Special Abilites: EN suffers from multiple personality disorder. To date at least seven differing egos have manifest. Each personality seems to have it's own agenda and strengths. This effect is demonstrated well in the following excerpt:
EN: Hey Otto, what are you doing?
Otto: Crap! Oh, hi EN, I'm (son of a...that was close) driving.
EN: I didn't know you could drive. Isn't that something the Overmind does.
Otto: Yeah, but it fades out sometimes, and I've got to (AHHHHH! Oh, shew) take up the slack. As if I didn't have enough to do already. The heart doesn't beat itself you know!
EN: Hm. Can I watch?
Otto: Sure, let me put it up on the view screen.
EN: Ooooh. We're going so fast! Is this dangerous.
Otto: Very! One slight mistake on my part could (Oh! Mother of Pearl! we're gonna die we're gonna die...okay...we're good) kill the entire crew.
EN: Hey! That guy didn't use his turn signal! That really T's me off! I mean, it's not like it's hard to use. GRRRRR! He wouldn't like me when I'm T'd off.
Otto: uh...EN? It's okay, just calm down...we're all friends here...
EN: voice lowering in pitchIt shows a complete lack of respect for other drivers! It....really....makes...me....
Records are sketchy at this point in the record. By questioning Otto, we've discovered that EN's physical appearance changed at this point, with her skin becoming red, her body tripling in size, and large red horns sprouting from her forehead.
RAGE (Stats: Smarts-1 Trickery-1 Charisma-0 Stability-0): AHHHRRRHHHHH!
Otto: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Must flee must flee must flee
RAGE: GAAAARRRRRRHHHHH!
LOGIC: What's going on here....oh my. Quickly Otto, activate the Overmind Override.
Otto: AHHHHHHHHHHH! She's gonna EAT ME!
LOGIC: Otto...until the Overmind is reactivated...you are still driving...
Otto: ...Holy crap! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ...okay...it's back on...uhh...must flee must flee must flee
RAGE: RAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRGGGGG!
LOGIC: It's okay EN. Everything is going to be all right.
RAGE: RAHHH....rahhh.....ra....
EN: Oh, hi Captain! When did you get here? Are we still driving?
LOGIC: sigh. It's probably best if you don't think about that too much.
EN: ...Okie dokie!
posted by Joshie at
12:28 AM
3 Comments:
Good sir, you have combined film, gaming, comics, scripting, and clever supporting actors in a stew of the mind I can only call : Brilliant. and tasty.
Otto - autopilot? Clever.
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Dave, at July 27, 2005 1:11 AM
Good stuff! Otto is the auto pilot! But know I want to know what En's OTHER personalities are! I'm hooked! I always wondered how I got places sometimes. Maybe I have an Otto too.
By
Margie the Pickle Princess, at July 27, 2005 10:33 AM
Hehe....good stuff!
By
KieraAnne, at July 29, 2005 12:28 PM
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