Inertial Apathy

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Oops...wrong button

So, through a little exploration and some rash clicking...I've created a blog. Gods help us all. But, since I'm here, I might as well tell you (the disembodied reader) who it is who is typing all of these inanities. Since chances are that you know me already, you might as well skip this post all together as no new ground will be covered (you know, like the review period in school every year after summer vacation). Hi, I'm Josh. I'm mid to late 20's. No, literally, I'll be 26 next week. Brown hair and eyes. Caucasoid (heh heh...I said caucasoid). I'm 6' 6", with a large build (I just have big bones...oh, who am I kidding...I'm overweight. Don't worry, I won't hit on you, after all, you don't even have a body (see third sentence)). I enjoy reading (I HAVE read things other than sci fi and fantasy...but I'm not taking high school English anymore), video games (if you have some free time, I'll tell you all about the Ultimate Civilization I created in Civ 3! ...I was kidding, you really don't want to know about it), movies (Kevin Bacon, anyone?), and avoiding long walks on the beach. My turn ons....are my own damn business (if you really want to know, then you'll just have to flirt with me, woo me, court me for a few months, and then I MIGHT give you a couple of hints on one of them. Any takers? I thought not.) Oh, and I like using parentheses...I apologize, but you'll just have to cope. Okay, that's the bare bones of me (heh heh...I said bones). Anyone with questions will have to schedule a tutorial.

6 Comments:

  • "One of us...one of us..."
    Nicely done sire. Humorous, and parenthetical. That's my word for something consisting of a lot of parenthesis. (Watch it be a real word but not be what I wish it to mean.) I like it. Although, Not even I know exactly how to woo you. Rather, I dont know what exactly you'd say in a dating video. Dating videos are weird. *salute*

    By Blogger Dave, at June 14, 2005 5:57 PM  

  • Wooing me takes lots of time, patience and kind understanding. Or lots and lots of money would probably do it too...

    By Blogger Joshie, at June 14, 2005 6:02 PM  

  • par·en·thet·i·cal ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prn-tht-kl)
    adj. also par·en·thet·ic (-k)
    1. Set off within or as if within parentheses; qualifying or explanatory: a parenthetical remark.
    2. Using or containing parentheses.

    n.

    By Blogger Margie the Pickle Princess, at June 14, 2005 9:42 PM  

  • I love dictionary.com....but your phonetic symbols didn't survive the copy and paste.

    By Blogger Joshie, at June 14, 2005 11:16 PM  

  • I had to add the numbers back in, too.

    By Blogger Margie the Pickle Princess, at June 15, 2005 10:46 AM  

  • I love the look of your blog, btw. It's very subtle and sophisticated. And so you, at the same time. Good job!

    By Blogger Margie the Pickle Princess, at June 16, 2005 6:51 AM  

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