Happy Birthday America!

Yeah, so I've been kinda busy (see last post re: video games, xref: free time), and have been neglectful. Well, that and the fact that my job seems to think that days off are optional. I know those are just excuses, but blaming others for our problems is the American Way! And I'm feeling very American on this the day that somebody's forefathers (maybe even my own...but I'm not sure) savagely and brutely slashed the umbilical cord of this fine land. And so, each year we drink lots of beer and cook outside...cause beer symbolizes...freedom...and cooking outside...symbolizes...military encampments....yeah, that's it. And to make the experience that much more authentic, we give the children (young and old) toys made from gunpowder! Ah, what a country! I really do like America, in the way that someone who's eaten meatloaf his whole life thinks that steak is too chewy. People tell me that my country kicks ass, and I suppose they're right...our movies are certainly somewhat better than other countries movies. I also really like America East (where we get electronics and video games from), American North (where we get alternative muscians and actors from) and America South (where we get tequila, human resources, and food recipes for us to tinker with). Yeah, I really don't know where I'm going with all of this (see blog title). So...Go America! I guess.